Great Qin: Father, Don’t Panic. I Really Am Just Keeping Watch Over the State

He transmigrates to the Great Qin dynasty and becomes Ying Che, the First Emperor's sixth son. The First Emperor is on his eastern inspection tour, and Ying Che drunkenly makes a reckless remark that earns him the power to govern in the emperor's stead.

After awakening the National Destiny System, Ying Che binds himself to Great Qin's national fortunes. As long as the empire prospers, he will receive rewards. If its fortunes vanish, his life and cultivation will end.

So Ying Che lets loose completely, and things quickly spiral out of control.

Ding! Host has slain the traitor Zhao Gao, who would bring down the nation. Reward received: Iron-smelting techniques.

Ding! Host has wiped out the remnants of the Six Kingdoms. Reward received: Mineral salt extraction method.

Ding! Host has burned books and buried scholars alive. Reward received: Dragon Might!

Ding! Host has introduced the new crop, the potato, doubling the empire's grain yield. Reward received: The Eight Desolations and Six Directions, I Alone Reign Supreme Art.

As one report after another reaches the First Emperor during his eastern inspection tour, his expression grows increasingly strange. These civil and military officials... why do their memorials get more and more absurd with every rewrite?

When the First Emperor returns from his tour and sees the brand-new version of the Great Qin Empire, he roars, "I'll give you my empire, but hurry up and present that Longevity Art to me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.