Siheyuan: Want to Mess With Me? Not a Chance

Li Yanzu transmigrated to a courtyard house in 1952 and awakened the Bluffing System.

When he realized Silly Zhu and the others wanted to mess with him, he decided to strike first and tricked them into blowing up a cesspit!

Then he heard Jia Dongxu say that he had a future wife named Qin Huairu. Obviously, Li Yanzu had to trick her into coming over too.

After Li Yanzu's many schemes, Silly Zhu became his personal chef.

Qin Huairu became his full-time housekeeper, responsible for washing clothes, cooking, and keeping his bed warm...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.