Sanguosha: Call Me Sunshine Boy

I was born into this world and spent eighteen years here before my Three Kingdoms Kill golden finger activated!

I can draw two cards a day, but I greedily wanted to draw more.

So I loaded Zhen Ji's card art skin and started using Luoshen.

Who knew I'd end up going further and further down the road of cross-dressing?

Zhen Ji's skin is really nice~

Diao Chan's skin is really nice~

Lady Gan's skin is really nice~

Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao's skins are really nice~

XXX's skin is really nice~

The card-purchasing System screamed inside my head: "I'm here to help you conquer the world, not to let you play dress-up! Hey!"

I ignored it and took all kinds of female ghosts, queens, empresses, and goddesses from other realms around to promote various skins.

"Miss, this outfit is woven from Heavenly Dao silkworm silk. It's bound to its owner by a drop of blood and will never wear out. You can buy it for just a few gold ingots!"

And that's how it went.

The card shop hit its sales targets, I became a mighty ruler, and the ladies got beautiful outfits. Everyone had a bright future.

As for everyone else, I can only guarantee a bright future for those who don't oppose me...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.