Global Class Change: I Botched All My Summoning Skills

Change class to Summoner and bind the Myriad Worlds Summoning System!

Who knew my summons would be just a little too wild?

When I run into bandits, I summon a Luo Xiang to teach them the law!

The bandits weep bitterly, pool two hundred yuan, and send me home!

When my neighbor won't get to sleep at night, I summon three old ladies!

They spend twenty-four hours whispering "Back off, back off, back off" in his ear until he begs them to stop!

Elite monsters are too tough? Five Ye Masters take them head-on!

A boss won't go down after half a day? Ten Tang Monks persuade him to kill himself!

The trial lord has too much health? Voldemort chants Avada Kedavra!

**: I told you to take a team of newcomers! Why'd you bring a bunch of Jies instead?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.