Showbiz: Happy New Year? I'll Make You All Cry!

Jiang Fan transmigrates to Blue Star, a world with a flourishing culture, but every form of entertainment is all silly comedy.

Movies are all crude bathroom humor, music is all sunny rainbows and little white ponies, novels are all wholesome family fare, and even online posts are nothing but feel-good platitudes.

Jiang Fan hosts a late-night radio show. His predecessor was so bad at comedy that the show got canceled.

Today is Lunar New Year's Day, and it's his final broadcast.

"Damn it, I get here and I'm already out of a job?!!"

"Happy New Year? Happy my ass! I want revenge on society. I'm going to make every one of you cry!"

"Hello, dear listeners. On this wonderful day of family reunions, I'll sing you a new song, Where Has the Time Gone, for all the children out there. Make time to spend with your elders."

After the song airs, countless people are reduced to tears.

"Ding! You've made 10,000 people break down. The Break-Their-Defense System has activated!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.