I Rule Over All Elements

This book is titled Above the Elements, I Am King, and is also known as Soft-Rice God King. The protagonist is Ye Tianming.

Why not use the second title?

Because the author is a respectable person, and the novel title should be respectable too. Revealing too much too soon would be embarrassing.

I'm really struggling with this blurb.

Since my pen name is I Write My Own Poems, Little Poem will compose a poem today. I think it describes Ye, the soft-rice king, perfectly, and it's mainly to entertain all you wonderful readers!

Bring me my brush!

If Heaven had not made me the soft-rice king, the way of soft rice would have languished in darkness for eternity!

I can eat soft rice as a meal, and I can make soft rice a hearty feast!

With one mouth, I eat from a thousand homes; with two hands, I topple ten thousand peaks!

At the peak, I stand proud above the world! First came the Rice King, then came Heaven!

A river of rice descends from the sky; one mighty pillar towers over the world!

I break free of the mortal world and slay every god! With a bowl of rice in hand, I embrace the nine heavens!

If there are no true gods in this world, I'll wield my rice and become the God King!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.