Sharing My Simp, They All Call Me an Industry Elite

Qin Yu, known to his friends as the King of Simps, decides that starting today, he'll become a shared simp for hire.

“How much do you charge per hour?”

“Two hundred. Overtime costs extra. I recommend getting a monthly simp pass.”

“Other people charge a few dozen, but you want two hundred? Let's see what you can do first.”

The woman scoffs and takes out her phone to scan the QR code in front of Su Ming.

“What is this thing!?”

“I miss you so much, my heart's shattered into a QR code, but even after you scan it, all it says is that I miss you so much.”

“????”

“When you kiss your boyfriend later, use the lipstick I bought you. That way, I can feel like I'm part of it.”

“I... I don't have a boyfriend.”

“How can you not have a boyfriend? You're so beautiful and so charming. Ah, I get it. None of them are good enough for you.”

“Oh my! You're the one! Listen, all my besties have simps, and I'm the only one who doesn't. You've got to help me save face today.”

“Don't worry, leave it to me.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.