I Found a Girl's Meal Card and Kindly Returned It, but She Called Me a Simp

Su Hao gets an Emotion Collection System, so he decides to start out as a streamer, be a real troll, and bring his viewers both misery and joy.

One day, Su Hao notices the female student ahead of him has dropped her meal card. He kindly picks it up and is just about to call out to her.

Girl: "Don't hit on me. I have a boyfriend! Why are you so annoying, hitting on me like this? My boyfriend drives a BMW. You're not good enough for me!"

Su Hao fires back: "Why are you so ordinary-looking, yet so full of yourself? Hit on your sister! I just picked up your meal card!"

The delusional girl calls her boyfriend over to confront Su Hao.

"Buddy, I want you to apologize to my girlfriend. You were in the wrong too, after all!"

Su Hao retorts without mercy: "She insulted me, and I haven't even confronted her about it yet!"

"When did she insult you?"

"She actually said I like her and have a thing for her. How is that not an insult?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.