That's Nonsense! I Never Said I Wanted to Rule the World!

As an outstanding young man of the twenty-first century, I have to solemnly tell everyone something: “I transmigrated!”

The young man only wanted to be a quiet, steady corporate drone, finding a little fun in his laid-back life. But look what happened, he transmigrated! Oh well, he consoles himself: it’s just like going on a trip.

Hey, hey, why are you running? What’s with the customs and manners of this foreign land? No one’s even making an effort to talk to me nicely. One star!

System, what if I make them some stinky tofu and luosifen? Could I spread the food culture of our great Celestial Empire?

What do you mean, I need to hurry up and level up? Are you kidding me? I’m just adding a little fun to my life. I’m cultivating my heart in the mortal world. You’re a System, you wouldn’t understand.

System notification: “Congratulations, Host. You have received one mighty sword.”

System, is this mighty sword decent? I don’t want it if it’s indecent.

System notification: “Congratulations, Host. You have entered the first human city. New mission issued: A New Era...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.