Siheyuan: One Spoonful of Triple-Flower Milk and the Whole Courtyard Gets the Runs

Lu Yi transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard.

From the start, the System rewards him with a huge bag of Sanhua creamer!

The son of a renowned head chef, looked down on by Silly Zhu, who thinks I can't even hold a ladle?

Hmph! I'll inherit my father's culinary legacy no matter what!

Deputy Director Li wants lamb soup, but the cafeteria has no lamb bones?

Nobody move. Watch me add a ladleful of Sanhua creamer!

... Li: My hair's been falling out like crazy lately, and things aren't working so well in the bedroom anymore...

Granny Deaf is craving some? Auntie Yi's cooking doesn't taste as good anymore?

Here, let me give you an extra-large dose. Tell me, does it taste good?

... Granny Deaf: I've been foaming at the mouth like crazy. Am I about to die? Boohoo...

Jia Zhangshi complains that Silly Zhu's lunchbox has no meat and is jealous of mine?

How about some mixed flavoring? Ever heard of Hextech black technology?

... Jia: If I keep having diarrhea like this, this old woman won't last much longer...

In just one week,

Lu Yi uses his high-tech tricks to shoot to fame and reach the pinnacle of life.

But the courtyard is in an uproar. Silly Zhu takes the fall and gets hauled off to the police station, Granny Deaf dies, Yi Zhonghai weeps in despair, and the Jia family reeks to high heaven...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.