Siheyuan: All the Bullies Love Picking on Honest People

Lu Siheng takes too many pills and transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard.

Facing the courtyard's pack of scoundrels, he awakens an Achievement System from the start and gets X-ray vision?

Could he possibly have mind-reading powers too?

Tsk, tsk, an evil idea comes to Lu Siheng's mind...

The bloodsucking Qin Huairu? My shoulder's a little sore, and this footbath water is a little hot...

Silly Zhu, the self-proclaimed God of War who loves playing petty tricks? I'll kick you ten meters away. Move again and see if I don't beat you up.

Yi Zhonghai, the moral blackmailer? Try getting disgraced and ruined.

Granny Deaf and Jia Zhangshi, who throw their age around and expect me to respect my elders? Who do you think you are? Your souls won't even stay put under your coffin lids!

Xu Damao can't perform? Well, your wife is quite something... Want a child?

"Sister E, you wouldn't want everyone finding out about this, would you?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.