I was a little eunuch who entered the palace by mistake and became the emperor's little follower.
Emperor: Little Xianzi, your breasts are a bit big recently?
Queen Mother: Where did this little clever guy come from? Can you play with me for a few days?
Prime Minister: Your Majesty, the daughters of the Ministry of Industry, the Ministry of Punishment, and the Ministry of Household Affairs have been neglected recently, and they have jointly submitted a letter.
Me: Your Majesty, why don't we go visit a brothel? You haven't eaten meat for a month. I'm afraid you'll have a secretion disorder!
Queen: A new batch of curly-haired dogs have been brought in from the Western Regions. Leave them to Xiao Xianzi to train. She is a real dog!
Me: ... That's a poodle, not a *! ! !
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
