Fighting Evil with Evil: I'm the F***ing Homelander

When evil aliens swarm into Earth from every direction,

disaster strikes!

Just as countless people are plunged into despair, a figure wearing a dark red cape descends from the sky. His eyes unleash scorching, high-energy heat vision, vaporizing every monster in sight and slicing a distant skyscraper clean in half.

The figure's face twists into a savage grin as he lets out a bloodcurdling laugh, mercilessly slaughtering countless aliens!

“It's Superman!”

“Superman is here to save us!”

The despairing people begin cheering excitedly.

The figure whips around.

Ye Fan: “I'm the f***ing Homelander! Not Superman!!”

His face twisted with fury, his eyes glowing red as his heat vision sweeps across the ground in front of the people, cutting through it.

“Remember! I'm the f***ing Homelander!!”

The terrified people frantically nod, clutching one another as cold sweat runs down their faces.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.