Traditional Chinese Massage: It Begins When Reba Calls Me a Disgusting Pervert

Lin Hao transmigrates into the body of a traditional Chinese medicine therapist and binds himself to a TCM System.

He gives Dilraba a massage to help her lose weight and gets called a lecher.

Lin Hao: Get a grip. With you making noises like that, I'm liable to get beaten up.

Manager: It works that well? I want to try it too.

Lin Hao: With all that meat on you, do you mind if I use a rolling pin?

The massage's weight-loss results are astonishing, and Dilraba can eat as much as she wants without gaining weight, leaving everyone stunned.

Yang Mi, Angelababy, Zhao Liying, and many other popular actresses come to him after hearing about it.

Lin Hao: The weight-loss herbal medicine is already working great.

Yang Mi: I heard it works even better when you add massage.

Angelababy: I want a full-body weight-loss massage.

Lin Hao: You have a pregnancy pulse. I can't give you a massage.

Longqiao Police Station.

Officer Zheng: Last time, groping Dilraba was a misunderstanding? This time, you even had your mouths pressed together. You can't say I falsely accused you now, can you?

Lin Hao: Hear me out. It was mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Officer Zheng: And the groping accusation?

Lin Hao: CPR!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.