Everyone, Rise and Pay Respects to the Old Man of Heaven

Xia Yu has recently noticed something extremely strange: whenever he's in a bad mood, the sky fills with dark clouds, lightning, and thunder. When he loses it, volcanoes erupt and tsunamis rage!

It isn't until one day, when he and a certain goddess are kidnapped by ruthless bandits, that he begins to realize he might be...

Xia Yu: I was born knowing all things, with divine insight. Since childhood, water has parted before me and mountains have crumbled in my path. They call me the old man's dad. You think I'd be scared of a little punk bandit like you?

Bandit: You're so damn tough? Then call down a bolt of lightning to kill me!

Boom...

A flash of lightning streaks across the sky, and the bandit instantly turns to charcoal!

Goddess: ???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.