Old Game: None of My Residents Are Human

I am the new mayor of a weird, scary, and absurd town. The residents of the town are very friendly... There are clowns who like to hold balloons and grin; There's the Sequoia man with a face covered in burn marks and a claw knife on his finger; There is a man in a suit wearing a white mask and saying nothing; There is a woman dressed in white, with long hair covering her face; There's the old woman who likes to talk to her dolls; And a little girl sitting on the shoulders of a giant with a triangular pyramid head... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.