Old-Era Game: None of My Residents Are Human

I'm the new mayor of a strange, terrifying, and absurd little town.

The residents are all very friendly...

There's a grinning clown who likes carrying a balloon;

A man in a red coat, his face covered in burn scars and claw knives on his fingers;

A man in a suit who wears a white mask and never says a word;

A woman dressed all in white, her face hidden behind long hair;

An old woman who likes talking to dolls;

And a little girl sitting on the shoulder of a giant with a pyramid for a head...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.