Black Tech: You Call This a Junkyard?

Wang Dachen: Professional repair of nuclear submarines and reactors; nuclear warhead refurbishment, polishing, and waxing; purchase of used aircraft carriers; cleaning aircraft carrier fuel tanks; space shuttle maintenance and replacement of all three filters; high-altitude cleaning of dust from satellite surfaces.

Wholesale J-10s, F-22s, F-35s, B-2 bombers, and all kinds of mushroom eggs. The more you buy, the better the price. Invoices provided. Pick up within three months and get two years of free maintenance and a rearview mirror for your aircraft.

Also taking on train tire repairs, custom-made mosquito eyes, ant cesarean sections, and other services. A fancy keychain and lighter included as gifts.

Also, a new batch of wild, free-range Ultraman has arrived. Purely natural and pollution-free. Buy now

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.