A Simp Doesn't Deserve Love? I Turn into a Straight-Talking Guy and Make Her Cry

After being mocked by a goddess, Chu Hao binds himself to the Thousand-Faced Life System.

As long as he fulfills a particular persona, he can earn all kinds of rewards.

"Congratulations, Host. Your straight-laced persona has reached 100% completion. Reward: 1 Gravity Ring."

"Congratulations, Host. Your cheapskate persona has reached 60% completion. Reward: 10 million in cash."

"Congratulations, Host. Your nouveau riche persona has reached 80% completion. Reward: 1 Dragon Saliva Pill."

"Congratulations, you've fully unlocked ten personas. Reward: 1 nine-tailed fox demon pet."

In the eyes of others, Chu Hao is a complete schizophrenic.

Yet in the course of human history, he is the only god to have reached the pinnacle!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.