Urban: I Own a Zoo of Extinct Animals

In a parallel world, climate change and pollution caused by nations have driven countless animals to extinction.

Then, a zoo quietly appears!

But the countries of the world are anything but calm.

Indonesia: "Why is the Bali tiger, extinct in our country, in your zoo?"

Nippon: "Isn't that the wolf unique to our island nation? What the hell, why are you hitting it with a stick?"

Australia: "Why does this zoo have an exhibit for animals extinct in Australia? Wait! Is that a thylacine, an emu, and a koala?"

America: "That's our extinct passenger pigeon, and the North American white wolf... Wait, why is our country's extinct national treasure, the bald eagle, in your zoo?"

The countries of the world: "We demand that our national treasures be sent back home!"

But the zoo director just rolled his eyes.

He punched the thylacine, then kicked the bald eagle.

"Your countries used to have these animals. You drove them to extinction."

"Are you even capable of looking after them?"

"You don't have what it takes, got it?!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.