I Caught a Nuclear Missile Barehanded. The Taoist Priest Said to Trust Science

The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a reality show.

He takes on the role of a police officer, drawing on decades of cultivation as a Taoist.

At first, nobody believes in him. They all think he’s a fake Taoist putting on an act.

Until...

“Used Cloud Ladder Steps to save a girl attempting suicide. Cultivation +300 points.”

“Used the Five Thunder Spell to knock out the 500,000-dollar spy from Pretty Nation. Cultivation +1,000 points.”

“Used the Rain-Praying Technique to summon wind and rain, saving tens of thousands trapped in a fire. Cultivation +50,000 points.”

“Used the Immortal-Breaking Hand to catch a nuclear missile from Pretty Nation and save hundreds of millions of people. Cultivation +9,999,999...”

Wanted criminal: “Holy crap, this Taoist priest can really fight!”

Livestream viewers: “Reverend, stop pretending! Please teach us your way!”

Police chief: “Forget being a Taoist. You can have my job!”

Protagonist: “Oh, there’s no such thing as Taoist magic. Everyone should still believe in science.”

Pretty Nation: “Fxxk! Science, my ass!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.