NBA: I'm a Guard, and I Dunk on O'Neal!

Su Chen transmigrates to the 2000-01 season and becomes a benchwarmer for the 76ers, awakening the Basketball God System.

He faces the Raptors from the start, with a matchup against the Lakers' Shaq-and-Kobe duo in the NBA Finals less than two months away!

Iverson: "If I get a ring, I'll be Su Chen's waterboy!"

O'Neal: "You're a guard, and you keep posterizing me? Where's your sportsmanship?"

Jordan: "You were this close to jumping from half court. What is this, some kind of basketball anime?"

Kobe: "Bro, I'm really good at waving towels!"

Su Chen looks at the trophy in his hands and smiles faintly.

"You say people of Asian descent can't play basketball!"

"Just wait. I'll bring a team of Chinese players and crush you all!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.