You Turned Down My Proposal, but Now You Regret It Because I Own a Villa

He delivers takeout on Earth,

then turns into an alien in the middle of the night.

Rejected after proposing?

He gets drunk and is reborn,

and aliens land on Earth to give him a villa.

"Brother Xuan, is that big villa really yours?"

"That's right. I own a huge villa!"

Phew! Task complete!

A longer lifespan? Wealth beyond measure?

The town beauty: "Brother Xuan, I'll marry you."

Song Xuan: "Get lost. I don't want to marry you."

The town beauty: "I'm crying, and you still won't forgive me?"

Song Xuan: "Even if you cry yourself to death, it's none of my business."

After returning from the dead, all he wants is to be an alien.

Women are so strange. She turned down his proposal,

then changed her mind and started sobbing.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.