Mom! I Really Can't Build a Mecha

What's it like to have a mom who loves to brag?

"Oh, my Luming doesn't just write novels. He writes lyrics too." His mom thinks: They're both just writing. What's the difference?

"Play piano? You say Aunt Gao's son is a level-ten pianist? Hmph, that's child's play. My kid could play Mozart back in kindergarten."

"Hey, Xiao Ai, if you want to play chess, ask your cousin." His mom remembers that her son never lost a game of Gomoku as a child.

One day, his mom calls a certain official. "Hey, Elder Qin. I've got a secret to tell you."

"My son, Luming, is secretly building a mecha!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.