Three Kingdoms: I Cultivate Immortality and Build Mechs

"Uncle Liu, what do you think is the point of piloting a mech?"

"The point? It's the heart of my Liu Bei Straw Sandal Factory."

"And you, Second Brother, what's the point of piloting a mech?"

"It makes grinding mung beans into soy milk more convenient."

"And lastly, Third Brother, what's the point of piloting a mech?"

"Are you stupid? So I can cut pork more efficiently, of course."

"Nice..."

Shocking!

The three founding heroes of Shu Han piloted mechs so they could run their businesses better.

Uncle's Brand Straw Sandals!

Yun Chang's Brand Mung Bean Milk!

Yi De's Brand Pork Factory!

Xu Shao, their interviewer, raised his eyebrows. After all, he remembered the slogan the three brothers had chanted when they first piloted their mechs:

"Dragon's wrath descends! Mere mortals like you cannot withstand it!"

"I ride the path of loyalty, my blade fells unrighteous foes!"

"Amid a million soldiers, watch me take the enemy general's head!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.