You Told Me to Promote Science, So Why Am I Taking Kidney Tonics When I Meet a Female Ghost?

Song Cheng transmigrates into a world where supernatural horrors have returned. He gains the source code of life and becomes one chosen by the gods.

He goes to the countryside to spread scientific knowledge, only for a female ghost to come calling for his life.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to consummate a marriage!" Song Cheng tells the cameraman.

"Let your son rest. He can't handle the female ghost!" Song Cheng tells the groom's parents.

"Come along, pretty lady!" Song Cheng downs a whole bottle of Liuwei Dihuang pills and calls to the red-clothed ghost.

Life Code: Subject 173, Little Peanut, has escaped from the containment center next door. Do not make eye contact!

Song Cheng: Five million! Don't run! You little punk, look me in the eye!

Life Code: A hundred ghosts are roaming the night. Keep your distance!

Song Cheng: Coming to Longguo for a trip? The toll is one million per person. Pay up or die!

Life Code: A foreign evil god has descended. Flee!

Song Cheng: If I run, everyone will die! What's the point of becoming a god if everyone's dead?!

Life Code: Data updated. The evil god has descended in the Beautiful Nation.

Song Cheng: Then we're good. I'm going to sleep!

Life Code: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.