Siheyuan: You Risk Your Life to Talk Back? The Whole Compound Wants Me to Die Already

He transmigrates to a parallel world only to discover he has a terminal illness and doesn't have long to live?

He binds himself to a "Insult People to Stay Alive" System. Every time he mouths off, his life expectancy increases.

He goes after Silly Zhu, who stops forcing his sister to go on matchmaking dates. In the end, He Yushui happily marries the man she loves!

He goes after Xu Damao, who apologizes to a mother and daughter in public and gets the punishment he deserves!

He goes after Jia Zhangshi, and Banggeng returns the money he stole from Su Fan and never dares steal from him again!

They know Su Fan has cancer,

and the whole courtyard hopes he'll die soon.

But the more Su Fan mouths off, the healthier he looks. He even becomes a minor celebrity at the steel mill.

Before long, the whole courtyard is panicking!

"Get to work right now! Work yourself to death and let the cancer take you!"

"What? The cancer cells are dwindling! He's almost back to normal!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.