Are You Crazy? You're Selling Products With Timeless Poems!

He transmigrated from a parallel world with a System.

By promoting products, he shares Chinese culture with the whole world.

He promoted lychees and, on the spur of the moment, wrote: "A single horseman rides through the dust, and the consort smiles; no one knows the lychees have arrived."

While promoting ballpoint pens, he immediately declared that China flourishes through culture, culture flourishes through Chinese characters, and Chinese characters flourish through brush and ink.

While promoting the guqin, he directly composed Jin Se, hailed as the greatest seven-character poem of all time.

A viewer said: "To be honest, the questions on my college entrance exam this year were about something the streamer wrote during a livestream. It asked what feelings the author was expressing. Was I supposed to write that he wanted to promote more products?"

With talent that surpassed all writers, ancient and modern, Ye Yun went on to sweep the world's literary scene.

He won the Prix Goncourt, the Nobel Prize, and the Cervantes Prize so many times he could barely keep count.

Years later, Ye Yun was interviewed by a reporter, who asked: "Mr. Ye, what inspired you to write so many timeless lines?"

Ye Yun replied sheepishly: "Actually, I just wanted to promote a few more products at the time..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.