I Am the Protagonist's Thigh

"Didi..." The system has locked the target and is about to bind it! "It has been 25 years, and I am still here today, hahaha..." "Warning, warning, the system energy is low. Please charge the target immediately. Please target to recharge immediately..." "No, what the hell, it hasn't been bound yet, and I haven't even given the gift pack yet, so it's going to run out of battery?" "Warning, warning system is about to transfer..." "Fuck, fuck, fuck, no, daddy" "Countdown to 10.9.8..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.