He Turned into Xuanwu and Was Picked up by the Silly Little Girl, Which Alarmed the Country.

When Chen Fan woke up and came to Dai Xiaomei's house, looking at the thick hard shell, he thought he had turned into a rare and short-lived two-headed turtle. Unexpectedly, a live broadcast made him a popular favorite on the Internet, and also attracted the attention of the security bureau. After repeated comparisons and studies, the Security Bureau issued an authoritative certification that he was actually an ancient divine beast, the basaltic turtle, the god of northern water, the god of fertility, the god of command, and one of the four spirits! What the hell, you feed a cow and think the turtle is a tiger? Don't eat it raw, cut the turtle into slices, add more cumin and chili powder, and bake until golden and tender. Humph, I will go on a hunger strike when I am unhappy, and will never sleep, unless my sister, Sister Zhou, Mozi, and Rita coax me! You said a Category 15 typhoon and a 30-meter tsunami landed in a certain country? Oh, that was my fart last night, and I sneezed by the way. A magnitude 10 earthquake in a certain country? Sorry, I stomped my feet too hard. Beautiful Country: Damn it, Dragon Country has mastered weather weapons! Sakura Country: Mount Tomiichi has only erupted for a month, why is it erupting again! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.