I Turned a Movie into a Movie

"Mr. Herland, a question for you. I hear you got into a huge fight with your agent because you wanted to star in Director Xu Shaoqing's film. Is that true?"

"Uh... There are a few minor differences, but yes. After watching Director Xu's first film, I became his fan."

"Mr. Downey, I hear you were invited to star in Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag and agreed on the spot. Is that true?"

"Yes. After reading the script, I saw my former self, that bastard, in the lead character Edward. His life as a pirate fascinated me, too. I'm truly lucky to work with Director Xu."

"Hello, Director Xu Shaoqing. Damascus and Florence both offered audiences a feast for the eyes and ears, and many people even traveled there as a result. On behalf of all your fans, I'd like to ask: now that you've finished filming Assassin's Creed II, can you tell us what you plan to do next?"

"Why are you poking me? Is it over? Can I go home and play games now? Uh, sorry, I didn't realize everyone was still here. Haha..."

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.