A Contest of Emperors: Randomly Swapping Identities

Kangxi: "I'm familiar with this dungeon, but Dong Zhuo seems even harder to deal with than Oboi!"

Zhu Di: "Senior Taizong of Tang, could you give me a guide to the Xuanwu Gate Incident? I'm good at killing nephews, but I've never killed my brothers, wiped out my younger siblings, and imprisoned my father!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "From the start, I get the achievements of six generations, plus a million elite soldiers. This is an unbelievably great start. Bring me a map of the world!"

Zhao Kuangyin: "Should we keep Emperor Xian of Han around to sire heirs? Let's depose him first. Hm? Other people's wives really are alluring."

Li Shimin: "There are too few enemies on the other side. I can only demonstrate this once! Yue Fei and Han Shizhong, take the left and right wings. Charge with me!"

Liu Bang: "From the start, I get to wear the imperial robe. This is too good! Watch me pacify the realm."

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: "Freshly woven straw sandals and mats! Don't miss out as you pass by... This is too hard. I want some peace and quiet."

The Ancestral Dragon, Ying Zheng: "From the start, all I've got is a bowl, and it's cracked to boot! How am I supposed to play this? Give me a moment."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.