Siheyuan: I, Xu Damao, Report Granny Deaf

After transmigrating into Love in the Courtyard as Xu Damao,

he had to face Silly Zhu’s fists and kicks right from the start,

the Jia family using their influence to steal chickens,

Yi Zhonghai’s blatant favoritism,

Old Deaf Granny’s miraculous door-locking skills,

Yan Laoxi’s love of taking advantage of others,

Xu Damao couldn’t take it anymore, so he activated the Reporting System. Every successful report earned him a reward.

“Ding! Successfully reported Silly Zhu for stealing public property. Reward: a genetic enhancement serum. You’ll never suffer from infertility again!”

“Ding! Successfully reported Yi Zhonghai for engaging in illicit relations. Reward: a complete set of nuclear fusion blueprints. You’ll become an engineer and bring glory to your country!”

“Ding! Reported Old Deaf Granny...”

Years later, Xu Damao smiled as he looked at the courtyard, now filled with his children and grandchildren, and the miserable wretches around him.

Xu Damao: “Forgiving them is God’s job. I’m here to send them to meet God!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.