I'm Invincible in the Mortal Realm. If I Won't Fight Heaven, Who Will I Fight?

Zhang Xiaochun has been frozen for a thousand years when a man called the Master digs him out.

And so he becomes the Master's youngest disciple.

And his most useless one.

By day, he listens to music at the pleasure quarter.

By night, he steals girls from brothels.

He follows the sword to the Dao, mastering one art and thereby mastering all.

He destroys the Demon Sect with a single sword.

He routs ten thousand cavalry with one stroke.

He slays every enemy and defeats every hero under heaven.

In the end, he draws his sword and ascends to the heavens to fight them.

"I am invincible in the mortal world. If I don't fight Heaven, who will?"

"Little Martial Uncle, what's the secret to swordsmanship?"

"When your heart is free of women, your sword will naturally become divine."

"But Little Martial Uncle, you have confidantes all over the world."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate anything in this story.