I'm in a Fantasy World, and My System Is a Little Too Weird

My name is Li Changsu. I don't know what feelings are. My memories are a complete blank...

I reincarnated into a fantasy world, but from the start I had no cultivation at all.

A very stupid System appeared in my mind, and it keeps trying to make me show off.

I don't really understand.

We're built differently, which is why there are men and women.

So why insist on installing one?

Though our power is immense and can dispel any attack, even an Immortal Emperor would be unable to harm me.

I still don't understand, though: what's the meaning of being alive?

How about I die once?

That's right, I'm that stupid-ass System.

But I feel like the protagonist is the stupid-ass one!

To be precise, I'm actually a spirit of an artifact. I've followed Old Li through reincarnation for millions of years, maybe even longer.

His memories and emotions were extracted by a god.

That's why he always has a poker face and no feelings whatsoever.

In this life, I want to help him transcend.

But this stupid-ass keeps wanting to die?

What should I do? I'm asking online, and it's urgent.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.