Ghost-Hunting Livestream: Host, You're Such a Sneaky Trickster

“Some planet, detention center...”

“Mm-hmm. Don’t worry, everyone. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.”

The goofy netizens: “...”

“So you’re just not coming out, no matter what, huh!”

Gou Laoliu: “Ha! Just look at my name. You’ll know I’m not coming out!”

The goofy netizens: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Laoliu. You should be called a [censored] coward. I’ve never seen anyone this [censored]!”

Ding! Ghost-Catching System successfully bound. Newbie gift pack delivered.

Gou Laoliu: “Oh, crap. This is bad...”

“System, save me! There seems to be a ghost crouching outside my door.”

System: “Save your grandma’s fat-headed fish! Do you have any idea how much effort I went through to bind myself to you?”

Gou Laoliu: “Hehe, I’m afraid of dying. Is that wrong? Waaaah...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.