From the Start, I'm a Dao Venerable Who Can Lie Flat and Crush Scum

Passerby: Hey, Zhao Yongjin, why did your dad give you such a name?

Zhao Yongjin: Heh, you think I'd tell you it's because my dad likes white-water rafting? Crap, I let it slip.

Somehow, this goofy guy is actually a Dao Venerable reincarnated. He ends up in the An Dao Bureau for no apparent reason, makes a mess of everything, and somehow becomes famous. From then on, a legend spreads through the martial world: You can run into Director Zhou of the An Dao Bureau, but never cross Captain Zhao Yongjin.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.