A Love Advice Streamer Answers Questions Live

"Streamer, streamer, can I ask you something? Will he come looking for me?"

"Looking for you? Get real. Forget it, he's a jerk. Stop thinking about him."

Successfully severed a doomed relationship: received one Love-Boosting Pill.

"Streamer, streamer, take a look at my relationship problem."

"Judging by your name, I can tell there's no hope. She's a jerk."

Successfully severed a doomed relationship: received one One-Minute Invincibility Pill.

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