Ranking the Top 100 Hits: Haters, Speak Up!

Is Chinese-language music called that because your idol's surname is Hua?

One English song can take first place among Chinese-language hits?

Singing, dancing, rapping, and playing basketball? You're just making a fool of yourself!

You little chicken, grab the eggs your idol laid and get out of here.

Lin Feng's countdown of the top 100 hit songs instantly awakened everyone's DNA.

You can insist you haven't heard them?

Then try not humming along. Go on, try keeping your DNA from reacting.

Let's let those ignorant haters hear what we used to call hit songs.

When the hits start playing, haters, open your mouths and say something!

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