Livestream: Holy Crap, You Sneaky Bastard

"Some Star, detention center..."

"Ahem, don't worry, everyone. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets."

Goofy netizens: "..."

"So you're just not coming out no matter what, huh!"

Gou Laoliu: "Heh! Just look at my name. You know I'm not coming out!"

Goofy netizens: "You shouldn't be called Gou Laoliu. You should be called a damn coward. I've never seen anyone this damn scared."

Ding! Ghost-Catching System successfully bound. Newbie gift pack issued.

Gou Laoliu: "Oh no, this is bad..."

"System, save me! I think there's a ghost crouching outside my front door."

System: "Save you, my ass! Do you have any idea how much effort I went through to bind myself to you?"

Gou Laoliu: "Hehe, is it wrong to be afraid of dying? Sob, sob..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.