In the Shan Hai Realm, I Am the Dragon King of the Demon Suppression Bureau

Today's Headlines from the World of Mountains and Seas:

The Five Great Generals of Bikini Bottom arrive together in the New World.

Uchiha Tom battles Senju Jerry.

The Lumberjack cuts down the Sakura Dragon Tree.

An exploration team from the World Security Association discovers a new world, "Teyvat," and requests permission to capture its inhabitants and bring them back to the World of Mountains and Seas.

The Life Foundation's subject, designated S096, has breached containment. Residents are asked to assist with its capture.

The extradimensional demon Dormammu invades. The Supreme Sorcerer is tragically killed.

Nyarko, an investigator from Babel Tower, successfully seals Cthulhu.

Bai Ye, Dragon King of the Demon Suppression Bureau of the World of Mountains and Seas, subdues another divine-class entity, the Kunpeng Maiden. Congratulations to Director Bai on acquiring yet another lackey.

The Queen Mother of the West, Hela the Goddess of Death, the Dragon Princess of the East Sea, the Sun-Eating Heavenly Dog, and three other divine-class beings jointly report a certain Dragon King surnamed Bai for his scandalous private life. Director Bai promptly arrests them and takes them back to his room for a stern talking-to...

Bai Ye transmigrates to another world and discovers that it is plagued by one disaster after another. As the Dragon King of the Demon Suppression Bureau, he needs to teach all sorts of evil gods a lesson. If they're too much trouble for now, he invites them to dinner. If they're attractive and useful, he takes them in as dogs. If they're ugly and useless, he cuts them down.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.