Wuxia Crossover: I Kill Wu Dalang from the Start

On the Divine Continent:

In the northern Divine Kingdom, Japan's Yamata no Orochi stands guard.

In the southern Hell, the Demon God Satan rules.

In the western Heaven, Zeus... and the Avengers.

In the Netherworld, the Great Emperor of Fengdu and the Great Emperor of Dongyue hold sway.

In eastern Huaxia, Shaolin Temple, Mount Hua Sect, the Sun Moon Order... are all under the protection of the Great Qin Empire!

In White Dragon Town, Wu Dalang is dozing at home when he suddenly hears a sweet voice by his ear: "Dalang, it's time to get up and take your medicine..."

Cowering behind a cabinet, Lu Cangnan trembles...

Could I be the legendary Ximen Official?

Holy crap, how am I any different from Cao Cao?

Ding! The Villain System has arrived... Do evil deeds to earn rewards!

Lu Cangnan raises an eyebrow and smiles. So, the sins he committed in his past life are coming back to haunt him in this one?

1. In the dim glow of candlelight, Pan Jinlian approaches, her fair, jade-like feet lightly touching the floor... Lu Cangnan takes out an enhanced version of knockout powder...

2. Sigh, Brother Lu Bu, you're already suffering from kidney deficiency. Why keep guarding such a great beauty?

I shall claim the firmament and stand supreme!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.