From the Start with a Pair of Mangekyo-Eyed Sisters, Defying Fate

What? Sentenced to death from the start? What? If you can foresee it, can it really be called the future? Watch me seize fate by the throat, defy heaven and change my destiny, and earn the favor of the Heavenly Dao. I acquire a pair of sisters with kaleidoscope eyes, and it turns out they're a pair of hilarious angels. One is even a lesbian, but at least the other one's normal. Wait, I still have to cultivate? What, one of you wants to go see handsome guys, one wants to see pretty girls, one wants to look at expensive watches, and the other wants to see diamond jewelry? You have this many demands? What are your abilities? You, the lesbian, have a shop? Why is there nothing in it? What? It's a secret? Want to eat a few vitality fruits to boost your strength? What, vitality fruits suddenly appeared in the shop? Damn! What a rip-off! They're priced at three times what they cost on Earth. You, the normal one, can obtain other people's memories and transform their talents. It works on anyone, whether dead people, magical beasts, intelligent plants, or even someone with only a head left. From then on, the Dragon Clan's top cultivation techniques are mine, and I get ahead in secret realms by relying on the heads of the ancients. You ask what kind of setting this is? All I can say is that it's Earth six hundred years in the future, a world where cultivation reigns supreme.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.