I Just Became the City God, and My Idiotic Underlings Want Me to Rebel Against the Underworld

Chen Mu wakes up to find that he has become the City God of Qiantang. His divine body is shattered, his incense offerings have all but dried up, and he has only a few days left to live. All he has are a bunch of goofy little ghost spirits and underworld gods as subordinates. Luckily, the System activates and binds itself to the City God Temple. Within the temple, Chen Mu can decide everything that lives or dies with a single thought.

He also gains the ability to randomly generate character cards from myriad worlds each day. If he binds someone to a card, he gets tenfold returns. Chen Mu gets it and immediately decides to have his subordinates bind themselves to character cards to gain incense offerings! But he never imagined his subordinates could be such absolute goofballs!

“Blasting Heaven marches out! Leave not so much as a stitch behind!”

“Emperors take turns on the throne. This year, it's my family's turn! Take my staff, you!”

“Who in this world deserves to wear white? Only I...”

“If Li Chungang had not been born, the sword path would have been as dark as night for eternity!”

“The night is long...”

“I am the Heavenly Emperor. I shall crush every enemy in the world!”

“...”

Chen Mu: “Help! I just became a City God, and now my subordinates want me to rebel in the underworld. What should I do?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.