I Ate the Gum-Gum Fruit and Now Lie Flat with Nami

What do you do when you open and close your eyes and find yourself in the world of pirates?

A little dazed from the start!

Sign-in System! Rookie Koby! Cat Burglar Nami!

The girl's slightly shy eyes gaze straight at me.

Two useless streams of warmth spill from under my nose.

Nami!

I can't take it!

I was hoping to travel the world with Nami, but instead I got a fist of love right to the face.

Garp: "You little brat! You're not going anywhere! What about the Navy?"

With no choice, I'm forced to enlist!

Koby: "This guy's incredible! The Six Powers! Conqueror's Haki!"

Me: "Having a System makes you this overpowered!"

I just became a Navy Admiral, and my coat hasn't even warmed up yet! I hear someone is trying to steal my wife?!

Luffy: "Nami, be our navigator!"

Me: "Get lost, wherever you came from! I don't care if you're Garp's grandson!"

Nami! She's my woman!

Nami: "Bert! I want gold and jewels!"

Me: I swagger over, pull out my card, and respectfully hand it to her. Spend whatever you want!

A soft sensation suddenly brushes against my face.

The joy of having Nami! You just wouldn't understand!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.