The History of Cultivating Immortals and Licking Dogs

What, someone came to break off the engagement! The housekeeper leads the way, let's lick it back, okay, let's beat it back. Junior brother, the enemy is about to attack the mountain gate, why are you still pursuing senior sister? Don't panic, wait while I make a pair of *shoes for my senior sister. Master, the Taoist saints are competing in martial arts to recruit brides, will you go? How can a teacher be absent from such an important event? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.