The System and I Become Sworn Brothers from the Start

News broadcast: People across the country, do not linger outdoors. If all goes as expected, an alien meteorite will hit Earth tonight. To prevent unnecessary injuries, we hope everyone stays inside.

Lin Tao: These people are such idiots. A meteorite hitting Earth? Why not say Avanti's donkey is going to dance?

Crash! An unidentified flying object fell from the sky and hit Lin Tao right on the head...

Lin Tao: Who was that? Who attacked me?

System: Ding! Binding to System...

System: Host name: Lin Tao

Age: 20

Height: 183 cm

Occupation: None, student

Lin Tao: Who? Who was it? Could it really have been Avanti's donkey? Your Lordship Donkey, I meant no offense. Please don't hold it against a humble soul like me.

System: Ugh! Why is my luck so bad? I've ended up with an idiot for a Host.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.