The Age of Kings: I Lay Flat After Picking up the Corpse of Wu Zetian

In the era of universal kingship, everyone desires to contract a powerful heroic spirit to become the supreme master. Ye Chen picked up the corpse of Wu Zetian, the empress of the Tang Dynasty who was a super-SS-level heroic spirit, and she has been lying flat ever since. Empress: "Husband, since I can't be by your side at all times, how about I take General Hua Mulan as your female bodyguard, and Gongsun Li and Shangguan Wan'er as your personal maids?" Empress: "Husband, you are working hard outside, so I specially caught the Lord of the Abyss to replenish your body~~" … A certain genius said: "What the hell, my S-class heroic spirit was slapped to death?!" A certain family: "I beg God Ye not to arrest us in the Tang Dynasty!" A certain country: "You may not believe it, but that woman single-handedly penetrated the entire human parliament. Why don't we surrender and wait to die?" … Ye Chen: "Don't work too hard when you're young. It's not good for yourself. The world is unfair." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.