Siheyuan: I'm a Master Tomb Raider, Qin Huairu Wants Me to Take Her Along

Li Weihua transmigrates into a courtyard house and binds himself to the God-Tier Tomb-Robbing System.

By day, he's a fitter at a steel mill. In secret, he's a tomb raider.

Thanks to grave-robbing, Li Weihua lives a very comfortable life, feasting on meat every day and even buying the three big-ticket household goods.

One day, the Thief Sage Bang Geng sneaks into Li Weihua's home to "borrow" some things and discovers his secret.

The Jia family is impoverished, and Jia Dongxu is paralyzed. They're almost too poor to put food on the table.

So Qin Huairu begs Li Weihua to take her tomb-robbing with him.

Soon, Bang Geng, Xu Damao, and Silly Zhu join the tomb-robbing crew too.

These scoundrels are insatiably greedy and ignore the rules: don't rob tombs at cockcrow, and don't enter one after the candle goes out.

Bang Geng gets bitten by a giant rice dumpling.

Qin Huairu is poisoned with an aphrodisiac and needs someone to treat her.

Xu Damao hallucinates and kneels before Japanese soldiers.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.