You're a Simp, and You're Teaching People How to Pick Up Girls?

Mu Bei transmigrates into the body of a simp, and from the start, the green tea girl he's been fawning over is about to steal the show he's worked so hard to host.

Just then, he awakens the Love Guru System.

He earns rewards by helping people solve relationship problems.

Help a listener flirt with a girl, and gain 5 cm in height.

Give a girl the right guidance, and gain 1 cm in length.

Roast a jerk, male or female, and gain 5 points of charm.

Radio listeners: This host is great. He actually teaches guys how to pick up girls.

Green tea girl: Do Mu Bei and I still have a chance?

Radio station boss: Mu Bei, if you... what are we supposed to do with the station?

At the height of Mu Bei's popularity, he discovers that short videos have finally appeared in this world.

So he quits without hesitation.

He throws himself into short videos, teaching by example.

Girlbosses, green tea girls, punk girls...: Boohoo, Mu Bei is a bad man. He played with our feelings.

Mu Bei protests innocently: I was just giving the internet a demonstration.

Then one day, a rich woman comes knocking...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.